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Mr Handley's Glossary of Maths Terms
- abacus
- to swear at a Swedish pop group
- accurate
- a vicar's assistant
- addition
- what a dinner table has
- analyse
- Anna doesn't tell the truth
- approximate
- to vote on behalf of a friend
- area
- wind-swept open land
- binary
- identical twins called Harry
- budget
- what you can't do to an immovable object
- centimetre
- after shave used to attract young ladies
- commutative
- an argument whilst travelling
- concave
- a trickster's hideout
- convex
- a trickster whose hideout has been found
- conversion table
- a piece of furniture that folds into something else when you least expect it to
- data
- make an appointment with a lady
- define
- received for parking illegally
- denary
- Rt. Rev. Harry
- determinant
- an insect set upon a difficult task
- diagram
- Welsh record player
- diameter
- Welshman has met a girl
- dozen
- opposite of one does
- elliptical
- a kiss
- explain
- eggs cooked with no trimmings
- frequency
- often visits Southend
- furlong
- coat of a Persian cat
- hexagon
- to exorcise a spell
- histogram
- antique record player
- inverse
- poetry
- jargon
- the vase is no longer here
- logarithms
- tree trunk used in the percussion section of a dance band
- antilogarithm
- someone who dislikes such music
- mean mode median
- Dame Edna's other Christian names
- nautical
- badly behaved female child
- network
- your doubles partner's position
- number
- a female with no feelings
- parallelogram
- stereo record player
- pentagon
- release one's anxiety
- percentage
- 100 year old cat
- perimeter
- male cat has eaten its mate
- product
- professional dodger
- quota
- report what a lady has said
- ratio
- a half nelson
- syllabus
- idiotic public transport
- tangent
- make a man sunburnt
- topology
- two polo ponies
- translate
- British Rail normal situation
- transformation
- when the trains do arrive, they arrive in pairs
- triangle
- doing one's best to become a fisherman
- unit
- you make a woollen garment
- velocity
- we mislaid the hot drink
- m
- James Bond's boss
- mm
- a thought
- cm
- instruction to 007
- kg
- two-thirds of the Soviet secret police
- cos x
- Soviet troops
- tan (cos x)
- to beat Soviet troops
- S.M.P.
- Strike Me Pink
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